I met this girl
So different then the rest
Her eyes water blue
Her whit full of zest

She had a pretty smile
And a pretty set of breasts
But she was also really smart
I was totally impressed

Why not take her out
And give this girl a test
On our way we went
A night I can’t detest

It started with champagne
I love the way she dressed
It ended with a kiss
Before we laid our heads to rest

But then the next day
She ran into a mess
She lost her purse
With all that she possessed

I thought I lost the girl
Due to all the stress
I wanted to see her again
But didn’t want to be a pest

But then she found her purse
A miracle at best
Now I wait my invitation
To be again her guest